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MEGAN FOX IS A HE!

2009-07-11T23:53:00.003+08:00

damn la why does every hot chick has to be a tranny so sad.Transformers chick who kissed Shia Lebeouf is a damn man i am so pissed i thought she was 100% pure female man but what i found out news breaking that she even admits herself as a man when young age he/she had surgery and the parents even supported him =.= gay parents lol messed up childhood fella. To sexy to be true right? This is the link weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

R.I.P the king of pop Michael Jackson

2009-07-11T23:38:00.003+08:00

its was so sad when Michael Jackson passed away when he was in UCLA having cardiac arrest TT

when i was small i was obsessed with michael jackson but when i am about to grow up my taste of music just changed but i still respect MJ as he made alot of contribution to music and has made a world record on his album "Thiller" as a platinium album

The One Academy

2009-05-11T18:40:00.003+08:00

most bottom sitting is me xD

lol suddenly all looking lenglui up high in the sky xD

lol as my college life starts i made alot of friends we even have a name for ourselves as a group lol called the shit cha gang a.k.a chinese tea gang coz when we went for our lunch we sat at Ming Tien some damn rip off restaurant Milo cost 2.70 there i was like Chi Sin meh milo only wor lol then we decided whole 8 kaki all drink chinese tea and guess what?Our first class was finished art wow first day assignment also so damn hard already but the teacher is a joker and kinda good actually we told jokes around also in the class 9 till 1 and the time flies when you are having fun lol when our class dismissed we went to sunway pyramid to have our walk and took lame pictures just because some bastard organise that we shud take a picture for the first day of class LOL!and somemore for the first day lecturer Helena Tan made me class monitor i was like WTF?why me lol

JOGOYA~

2009-04-25T01:00:00.014+08:00

outside starhill good place to yum cha

damn nice la starhill gallery top floor clubbing i wanna go there when i come again

LOL!stupid la this description dunno real or fake i ate ice cream and ate the oyster no feel also xD!

my brother taking pic of the scenery at Jogoya

LOL my parents and relative 11 person go total how much? =x

supper was satisfying

DESSERT

lol the dessert name is called Mochi!

sizzling!

salad bar

cawamushi

prawn coated with salad mayonnaise and (sprinkles)<<< o.0?

LIVE CRABS!

the drinks corner lol at the back just the liquor bar shhhh!dont tell my mum i had an AK 47

i cant believe Jogoya serves Haagen Daaz

TOP QUALITY ICE CREAM

even Baskin Robins cant fight it xD erm....i post this to make someone jealous guess who is it?LOL!

assorted handroll corner (no people to serve)LOL!

MOCHI

SCALLOPS =)

damn stupid la LIMITED CHOCOLATE COOKIES 2 pcs per customer i was like wtf?my uncle called me to tell the fella

UNCLE:go take some more la ask from them only
ME: limited 2 per customer
UNCLE:we have the right la, ask them MORE!till i say stop xD (damn funny la my uncle)

yuck!brocolli baked with cheese (DISGUSTING) 0 out of 5 LMAO!

"ARTIFICIAL SHARK FIN SOUP"

still the FAKE SHIT

assorted dim sum

seaweed noodle first time i see~

assorted sushi

sliced abalone and tuna

fresh water prawn

ewwwww~!

Haagen Daaz vanilla + chocolate chip cookie = make L_ _ P_ _ Y_ _ jealous!

tempura prawns

woot LOBSTA!

COCONUTS

man i love LAVA lamps

Who took my cockconuts?

another lobster dish

Loong Tan fish

Lol only VIP members

Full Q

man so full this was the first time i went to Jogoya for supper!eat till you drop.even i went to Lemon garden i prefer there it was better than Jogoya d 5+ 10 the government tax CURSE U GOVERNMENT TAX!per head it was like 100++bucks but lucky la damn many the damn voucher to back us up =D!very satisfying and their service okay okay lo.haha StarHill Gallery rocks and i am gonna be going there for clubbing next time woot my mum wanna go c one but then she wanna go home d so no time to go up to see that.super fun super chun.

BON APPETITE!

2009-04-18T23:44:00.005+08:00

the barfday boy

lols side dish the cincin bawang

my brother's favourite marmalade chicken.

woot~! escargots aka dead snails LOL!

cream of mushroom soup and garlic bread.

i think this is the T bone steak that i ordered!

this is the chocolate ice blended i ordered~

today my bro's birthday we went to pandan indan and have western food the food there was satisfying and delicious lol~

if for me i would prefer to eat in an Italian restaurant

my mum went to Beijing

i had the chance to make my own dish the spiral spaghetti with herb cheese & carbonara sauce

i will post pics of the spaghetti i made later currently didnt take juz makan onli paiseh!

WOOT!

2009-04-06T22:42:00.005+08:00

GIGA-SIZED LOLLIPOPS

YUMMY OYSTER!~

WOOT!~MY FAVOURITE SASHIMI & SUSHI

ASSORTED SASHIMI

Left:Chocolate
Right:Milk Chocolate can be served with strawberries,grapes,marshmallow etc.

yummy~

i know you want it xP

Cone Head xD i made it myself!tak de barang nak buat

2scoops vanilla ice cream & 1 scoop green tea topped with coco crunch,flakes accompanied by 2 marshmallow!-Dessert area-

hmm sorry for not posting up for so long was busy at the moment [BULLSHIT!] may 7th still waiting for my college to start for the orientation~!hmm not recently happened specially owh my bro's birthday is coming lol!so next week going to JOGOYA at StarHill!but today went to Shangri La and ate the buffet there called the Lemon Garden!super nice + syiok here are some pics for you guys to enjoy =) !

Chaotic Cosmos ♥

2009-03-19T17:10:00.005+08:00

I'm back by popular demand ! lol

hah! I wish. I'm just updating this blog because Sam to the Thong kept asking me to help update it. So, here I am =]

On a random note, I just baked cookies! Chewy chocolate chip cookies. Yes! you read correctly. I'm baking chocolate chip cookies AGAIN! I can't bring myself to bake an ACTUAL cake because, believe it or not, I am still traumatized by my recent failure in baking a CHEESECAKE.

*scroll down to the blog post before this for pictures*

yeah...THAT'S the "cheesecake". Epic failure. *sigghhh*..Can't believe Sam blogged about it.

(Sei chai Sam Thong, damn embarassing can?!)

Anyway, you can read more about me from MY BLOG. In case you're wondering what kinda random bitch I am.

Toodles for now~

samantha ♥

BAKING MEMORIES~!

2009-03-16T18:09:00.007+08:00

The All Cheesecake Rejects =x

burnt cheese cake anybody?

this Ben Ben is damn horny man OMG hump on the owner LMAO!Samantha i feel damn sad for your damn dog lols giving me that kind of look like Russell Peters saying *click bi leh *click bi leh

this is what i call doggystyle xD!=x 18-SX though (say my name)!

LOL the POOP factor its actually cocoa powder+sugar+milk boil until like that xD and this is the last result sammy likes it though =)(looks like TURD,Ben's behind a.k.a leavings,droppings,leftovers lol)

Today went to Sammy's house to bake cake damn funny lol many affairs like Ben her dog tried to hump her reminds me of Russell Peters lol!shouting (say my name)oh my gawt *click BI LEH BI LEH!LMAO (emily you should see this post lmao!)hmm...by the way today went to enrol my college settle everything The One Academy 7th May here i come =) paid my fees waiting for orientation now.

Starting College Life~!

2009-03-15T23:26:00.004+08:00

Lol this fella my IDOL!

This i took at a supermarket sounds so wrong right xD ATTENTION to EMILY:I bought this for you drink more for your future husband :)

ATTENTION again!:to EMILY you bloodyfool stop spamming bad words in my BLOG this blog is suppose to be entertaining not to teach children bad mouthing so this is rated PG-13(i hope my teachers or aunt or parents wont read this)they would castrate* me if i post this up LOL!

*balls cut off

hmm...by the way i just got my results at that thursday lol i wanna stealth my results so badly man haha erm got A1 la plural xD!dun wan say sahaja those who know jangan bagi tahu if not i go castrate* those who uncover my damn results got 2 9G though DENG!!!ishhh damn dulan one for history and another for accounts haha accounts i dont give a damn bout it when teacher is teaching i slept or ponteng class even dunno where to put DEBIT & CREDIT~!

Fairies and Unicorns ♥

2009-03-13T17:57:00.010+08:00

Howdy folks! =]

I'm your guest blogger for the day Samantha"Sammy". Can't use Sam because that name is taken by..well..the owner of this blog.

Sam to the THONG! (did I get your surname right though?)

Okay, that was lame. But I'm just giving life to his damn blog. Sei chai refuse to update. Hmph!

I guess I've just wasted 1 minute of your life because you're reading this AND 1 minute from my own for typing this entry.

oh well, see ya ~

p.s : OMG it is Friday 13th ! !

samantha ♥

OH SHIT!!!

2009-03-08T20:22:00.005+08:00

YUMMY!i love Italian food lols mushroom risotto xP
this is the magnificent apple crumble topped with whipped cream x)
Japanese Sashimi freshly finished B-)
3 WORDS Lovely, Cute, Adorable x)
Although i am a guy (guys too have sensitive sides) this picture of this baby cough*reminds me when i was a baby!lol hmm...the father is a Canadian and the mother is a Korean imagine of a Malaysian married an Indian this comes out the result!lol

hmm...oh ya shitty event big time event on this coming thursday the day of the JUDGEMENT where our Gods(teachers) will send us to heaven or hell aiya same shit la heaven and hell LOL!that sounds so wrong right?SPM results PUI!sure GG sad case hope that everyone is not nervous.ever head of "touch & go" when i go there to collect my results i sure "Take & GO" so if parents or friends ask for your results there is this famous saying even i used it on my UPSR and PMR say this
1.Ok ok lah*
2.Not so bad la*
3.Got credits lo
4.Dont wan say

* recommended to stealth your results LOL!

LEFT 4 DEAD!

2009-02-26T14:20:00.003+08:00

this is how the game looks like familiar?

lol man as days passes by me and my friends Jason, Hau En, Chee Hau went yum cha as usual near Sri Petaling Hotel there is a Cybercafe there well known though NetStudio man its my favourite place =) most of the time i am there with my "kaki" when we are bored we went playing this game Left4Dead that i intro it to my friends when that game just released.This game needs alot of teamwork if you're down your teammate can help you up and shoot for you and also back you up unless your teammate is like my friend Jason a retard shit him shoot me even i am his teammate =.= then i tried shooting him back i put my name as Darius and he put his name as samdog i was like WTF!lol i shot some zombies as i was using the shotgun suddenly there write Darius has startled the Bitch some stupid npc like a miniboss crying for her mama or something cant look at her with torchlight punya bitch real name is witch though lol!but really made us laugh la this game some fat bastard name boomer ate too much and starts puking all over the place while zombies come "raba-raba" u (if you know what i mean) x) u guys shud try this game out to kill time (Recommended for most ladies to play too) =) Esther NG dont get obsessed about this game!

I am seriously a Bleach fanatic!

2009-02-26T09:58:00.004+08:00

this weirdo looks like Rukia but actual its Byakuya's wife i heard
this is the new Bleach movie i am talking about ishhh...cant wait for it
lol look at Ichigo's face damn funny =)

While waiting for the new movie Bleach the #3 one Fade to Black i doze off watching all the episodes the new episode that came out #208 i also watch already lo manga also finish www.onemanga.com, www.bleachportal.net, www.4bleach.com. Watching Bleach is like my life & death lol this movie you have to watch funny as shit you could cry or laugh if you have the emotion la lol...by the way i am a hardcore Bleach fanatic =)

random issues~

2009-02-25T23:54:00.004+08:00

I like this~

xD

2009-02-25T22:27:00.004+08:00

this is so random...

lol they come in all different kinds of colors GATSBY!
back view

lol dont laugh if not nice
i suck at taking pics man
i so long didnt take picture with myself now i have the "balls"* to take la although not so nice lols~

2009-02-25T22:16:00.004+08:00

TOP:My EBONY & IVORY

ishhh damn boring man waiting for the damn SPM results somemore april intake college at the one academy i cant wait for the damn results though.currently my daily routine as scheduled EAT,SLEEP,PLAY this is what i do everyday.Who wan yum cha call me i am a slacker lol sleep whole day and doesnt cares bout the time~

You have to see this shit LMAO!

2009-02-25T20:41:00.004+08:00

this video is as funny as shit parody of Mariah Carey - Touch My Body
this is what i do often surfing the internet for stupid videos =)

Mr Datuk Lee & his friend lol...

2009-02-25T19:02:00.006+08:00

then my friend vincent my schootmate babi he also another lucky bastard he met misbun sidek lee chong wei's coach at the herbalife company.(eh sei zai vincent if you reading this you better treat me yum cha for helping you promote your herbalife thingy)see misbun pity him have to take pic with vincent i see misbun face like not song vincent and vincent the humsup face LOL!PS:(message to Vincent:Dont like YES like that sei chai!)

Lee Chong Wei and his coach Misbun Sidek
Olympic silver medalist Lee Chong Wei

It was monday and guess who i met at Sri Petaling...
That's right Mr Lee Chong Wei lol i was so surprised that he was there with his manager.
Damn bloody "takut" la me keep on asking my mum to ask him to take a picture with him.
So I did it wah i got high man when i took picture with him lol =)
by the way i am a newbie in blogging so i hope you guys can teach me more about blogging i wanna let everyone know bout my life.